U.D.C. for Life

...Its not easy being ugly...

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.....but its gotten a lot better! Now there are heroes that arent the "pretty" people all the time. Used to be just roles as villians for we cosmeticly-challenged-chads...but there's even more of those too. Anyway, I had an odd opportunity at the end of last year. I considered it hard.... I could get a chemical peel and/or cosmetic surgery...I could become better looking. Needless to say, I am willing to stick with the mug that got the coffee. I believe in sippin the cup of joe I got and gettin on with it. No, I aint the ugliest person in America; but so what if I was. As premiere member of The U.D.G. (ugly duck club); I say batton down the hatches and full steam ahead. Make 'em remember they shunned you in the before time. You cant buck a duck! Even if you sink us; we float. We'll be back another day for the fight.

Our country is obsessed with thin, pretty and blonde. Its obsessed with straight hair, cut abs and mousse. Its a great decade to be a photoshop airbusher. Uglies have to stick together. Remember the montra: beauty is ONLY skin deep; but ugly is all the way to the bone and these bones don't break; plastic does. Yeah, I still remember all their faces and what they did; but that's giving them too much credit. I will forever root for the underdog; the uglies are my people.

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M

U.D.C. for Life

...Its not easy being ugly...

.....but its gotten a lot better! Now there are heroes that arent the "pretty" people all the time. Used to be just roles as villians for we cosmeticly-challenged-chads...but there's even more of those too. Anyway, I had an odd opportunity at the end of last year. I considered it hard.... I could get a chemical peel and/or cosmetic surgery...I could become better looking. Needless to say, I am willing to stick with the mug that got the coffee. I believe in sippin the cup of joe I got and gettin on with it. No, I aint the ugliest person in America; but so what if I was. As premiere member of The U.D.G. (ugly duck club); I say batton down the hatches and full steam ahead. Make 'em remember they shunned you in the before time. You cant buck a duck! Even if you sink us; we float. We'll be back another day for the fight.

Our country is obsessed with thin, pretty and blonde. Its obsessed with straight hair, cut abs and mousse. Its a great decade to be a photoshop airbusher. Uglies have to stick together. Remember the montra: beauty is ONLY skin deep; but ugly is all the way to the bone and these bones don't break; plastic does. Yeah, I still remember all their faces and what they did; but that's giving them too much credit. I will forever root for the underdog; the uglies are my people.

Chapped Duck Buns!

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As a founder of the "The Ugly Duck Club," there is one thing that really cracks in my beak.

You are always hearing these stories of people who have been in love all this time and one gets famous or wins money, then decides it's time for a new and improved partner! HOGWASH!!!!

Dance with the one you brung, I say. Doesn't it tick you off to know that you suffered (endured) through all these things only to discover that "looks" trumps loyalty. Silicone is waaaayyyy over-rated! Lack of proven track record is ALWAYS a red flag. Why would anyone be true to someone who is only around during the good times. They deserve what they get. The tide always turns back around. In The Ugly Duck Club; nothing trumps loyalty. If they loved you ugly; then you better stay that way or you better keep on lovin! That's the way I quack!

I will be curious to see what happens in the future with the people from Extreme Makeover and The Swan. Do they become the ruthless "in-crowd" they always loathed before? Will they drop the loyals for new hotties more consistent with their new "image"? Yeah, I bet. There aint much I know; but I know "people."

Q-U-A-C-K!!!

Ducks Up, Does Down!

Yeah, you know how we roll. Life is tough as a duck. Having a famous cousin isn't all its cracked up to be.
Do you ever have people running up to you thinking your somebody else...somebody famous. After several
it get irritating. No, I'm not famous, that wasnt me, I'm not that guy. No...really, I'm broke.